Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Shame - the story of my life.
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