i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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