Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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