Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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