i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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