we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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