Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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