No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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