Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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