We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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