When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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