I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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