What did we do last night that was yellow?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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