it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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