white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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