the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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