So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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