just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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