My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Shame - the story of my life.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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