All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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