Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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