its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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