I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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