Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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