Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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