Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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