Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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