It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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