did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Yo dont text me then not text me
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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