I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
worst night to have a conscience
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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