Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There r osticjed everywhere
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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