New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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