would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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