I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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