Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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