Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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