K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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