I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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