tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think I just sharted jello shots
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