ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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