my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
should my penis look like a turkey
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
