? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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