part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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