"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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