While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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