She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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