chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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