I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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