I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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