thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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