Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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