I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Watching her eat just hurts me
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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