; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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